Did you know that United Airlines has a 50lb weight limit for checked bags? I did, which is why it is monumentally stupid that I failed to weigh a single bag before 11pm. So there you have it, a real-life example of me being wrong. Enjoy it, because it doesn’t happen often. As my friend Jackson would say: “Smooth move, Ex-Lax.”
What has two thumbs and should NEVER work as the Guess Your Weight person at the fair?
THIS GUY! (The other thumb was on the camera – use your imagination…)
I would love to be regaling you with hilarious stories of my international escapades. Unfortunately, I’m preoccupied with figuring out where the hell I can put 800 pairs of boxers without going over 50lb.
Until next time.