Poor Planning

Did you know that United Airlines has a 50lb weight limit for checked bags?  I did, which is why it is monumentally stupid that I failed to weigh a single bag before 11pm.  So there you have it, a real-life example of me being wrong.  Enjoy it, because it doesn’t happen often.  As my friend Jackson would say: “Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

What has two thumbs and should NEVER work as the Guess Your Weight person at the fair?  

THIS GUY!  (The other thumb was on the camera – use your imagination…)

I would love to be regaling you with hilarious stories of my international escapades.  Unfortunately, I’m preoccupied with figuring out where the hell I can put 800 pairs of boxers without going over 50lb.

Until next time.


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