Oh Yeah

I keep forgetting that sarcasm doesn’t exist here.  I knew that living in a place without sarcasm would be a struggle for me.  I think that I’ve done a good job of restraining myself, but the occasional quip slips through my filter.  One such quip led to a great conversation this morning.

Student: William Teacher, do you has six-pack?
Me: Do I have what?
Student: Six-pack.  The strong stomach.
Me: Do you have eyes?
Student: Yes.  You has eyes too.
Me: Yeah….never mind.
Student:  Mind what?
Me: Forget I said anything.
Student: Well?
Me: Well, what?
Student: Do you has six-pack?
Me: No.
Student: I not think so.

Little bastard.

Until next time.

-Taft

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3 thoughts on “Oh Yeah

  1. Branch says:

    You should have said you have a “twelve pack” instead. I sure that would have gotten you some curious looks.

  2. Claire says:

    hahahahaha. Love this

  3. A keg is more fun at parties

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