As I’ve mentioned before, my colleagues think I’m a moron. I’ve always assumed they think this because I’m American and don’t speak the language or understand the customs….but maybe they’re onto something. I did something monumentally stupid yesterday.
That’s my kitchen floor. All of the stuff on the floor is the pack of gum that I left in my dress pants pre-wash. I knew the washing machine spun hard, but I didn’t realize it was such a beast. I think if it spun the gum any harder, it would have gone back in time. I should use that setting next time. Then maybe I won’t sling gum-confetti all over my kitchen next time I pull out a pair of pants.
Until next time.